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WARNING the following is really long and might bore you to tears even maybe to eternal sleep but if you want to read my review in a very detailed state then go on i wont stop you but you have been warned.

Well first off we arrived at Paseo it was drizzling and a bit humid thus upon entering the vicinity was quite reliving. It wasn't that spacious having about three to four group table cant remember, three couples table and also have a outdoor dining area. The place was pretty well air conditioned the only thing that bothered me was this one abominable fly that kept flying around at first I thought at least one employee would notice and smite its ass down but alas it was still there till we left at this rate of attention accountable by the employees it might still be there. Upon ordering they handed us this humungous cardboard which i thought were fan giveaway but to my amusement it was their menu book which came in different shapes. They had had a variety of dishes and even had rice meals yet they specialized in pizza and pasta. After ordering we had to wait about 30 minutes ironically while watching then make our pizza through the glass divider well i noticed that the guys making pizza was bare hand well i think its a pizza making custom but they didn't have a hairnet i saw the guy glanced at me discussing it with my friends then i suddenly thought of Fight Club some of you might know the reference. Well after that ordeal i kept my eyed fixated on the pizza making nothing bad happened or did they... guess ill never know.

While this was happening they first served us the drink which was in this tall glass cylinder with a spout it was filled to 2.5 letters and then later on by our request filled to 3 with ice. The juice was ok it wasn't that watered down. Then came the pesto that we ordered it came with this pink stuff which was what the said was gluten it tasted good. Then later commented by our non adventist friend to have tasted like crabs well i didn't know what crabs taste like but if it that's what crabs taste like then im at loss cause its like a fresh new world was forbiddingly opened to my adventist palate. Then finally the big 30 i didn't mind to assess the size if it was really 30 inches all i wanted was its taste. Then they finally cut it btw what we ordered was had 3 flavored toppings one was cheese, beef and finally veggies. To my amazement they cut it into squares its quite practical if you want to taste all the flavors.

Alas the the tasting begins first i went with the cheese i personally wanted to hold it with my hands like i do with other pizza but my companions ate it with fork and a knife which was not that natural to me i wanted to experience it in my very own primeval savage bloody barehanded way. The CHEESE it was ok the closest thing that came to my mind was yellowcab it tasted just like it nothing special so i instantly fell i love with it. Then the BEEF it was ok not something that you'll really remember so was the VEGGIE it didn't really quite stick to me. The whole pizza experience was quite forgettable if not foe the cheese an also it being a thin crust pizza.

TL:DR A bit anticlimactic but the experience as a whole was great though the food is not something i would really "recommend". But ill tell my friend to try it out to experience for themselves.

Rating: 3.8/5 — May 13, 2013

I find the the sign ironic just look at how the water submerges the words. Anyway dish here is ok at best

Rating: 4.2/5 — May 08, 2013

The steak here is superb that i would allow myself to be burned at the stake everyday just for a free steak because that's merely the same effect it had on my wallet after i ate here.

Rating: 4.6/5 — May 08, 2013

A sip into Mr. Jones’s Classic Chocolate Malt and you think you’ve just died and gone to milkshake heaven.

Rating: 5/5 — May 08, 2013

The bread here is so good it can supplement my daily bread need. Though that action my lead to my financial downfall.

Rating: 4.4/5 — May 08, 2013

"Fly away on my Zephyr
I feel it more then ever
And in this perfect weather
We'll find a place together
In the water where the scent of my emotion
All the world will pass me by
Fly away on my Zephyr
We'll find a place together" that's the essence of what i feel every time i eat here

Rating: 4.4/5 — May 08, 2013

Nothing less than great the food here is bloody cracking oome over when you're a Wee bit peckish.

Rating: 4.8/5 — May 08, 2013

After seeing the sign i rushed in to see what this place has to offer with such a bold sign. Alas my eyes was opened to the naked truth that it was too good to be true so there i was nothing to do so i bought their smoothies well at least it didn't disappoint.

Rating: 4.6/5 — May 08, 2013

oh my its so good people are actually coping. Good job pinoy toppings.

Rating: 4.4/5 — May 08, 2013

Well jokes aside the food here great ambiance fantastic. Yet the name disappoints me there wasnt much yellow in that houz jejejeje.

Rating: 4.6/5 — May 08, 2013

Well that really really looks like... hmmm well i can't put my finger on it but anyway for 22 bloody peso. I'll pass.

May 08, 2013

this sisig is just awesome, with the natural flavors of tuna, its aroma and taste last forever in your watery mouth as you partake it bit by bit.

May 08, 2013

Its so tasty yet so small just imagine compare to the dessert fork its looks humongous

May 08, 2013

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